Thursday, April 24, 2008

If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?

Unofficial definition of sunglasses:
Dark-tinted glasses, worn for a variety of reasons.
1: If it's a bright day.
2: If you have been given a black eye and want to conceal it.
3: You are making a (not-very-good) attempt to conceal your identity.
4: You are a complete tit who thinks wearing sunglasses makes you look like a gangster or a pop star or something.

...if your face is ugly, wearing huge oversized sunglasses that take up 3/4 of your face and make you look like a gnat...isn't going to fool a blind person.

Most sunglasses are fine...but please stay away from:
White retro Raybans
Designer sunglasses that you can read from a mile away
Paris-hilton-wannabe oversized shades
Croakies: honestly, WTF

Good:

BAD:

Retarded:

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