Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

-Mommy, are we destined to have no style and conform to terrible fashion because no one will ever teach me?

...These poor girls have no future. These two women need to be donate their clothes to a middle school.

Textpectation- the anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

-Going out in Athens you can always expect to find an array of people. I happened to stumble upon these interesting gentlemen as they celebrate a friend's bachelor party. Perhaps they are using this opportunity to explore their feminine side? I appreciate their curiosity, but I don't think that this look works for them.
-A costume party is not code word for "wear the sluttiest thing you can find and if your buttcrack doesn't show, it isn't good enough."
-Katie (18, from Athens, GA) makes simplicity and comfort as stylish as it gets. Even though she is going to Middle Tennessee State University this fall- she will always take Athens style with her. Hopefully she can teach the people of Tennessee how we do it.
-It is like when you see a bad accident and you just can't seem to look away. I love this man and I completely dig his look.


-I swear this is just a coincidence. I'm starting to think that maybe we should build a sleep clinic downtown?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-One ugly purse...not a big deal. Three friends who wear the same ugly purse and think it is acceptable: Houston, we have a problem.
-Paulie Bleeker from Juno wannabe running at the Ramsey Center.
-Hippies who are too cool to care about fashion is acceptable, but if you clearly aren't eating granola and soybeans, then please cover up. It is still daylight, for goodness sake!
-A nap is always in style...
-Especially one that is so delightful that 30 minutes later, it continues.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

-Aw, how lovely. Grandpa (with pirate patch to conceal his identity) and grandson on a stroll. Obesity in America is clearly not a problem. Little Timmy here is hungry! I hope he has a snack in that sweet fanny pack!
-The Tooth Fairy fought Cruella De Vil, and nobody came out a winner. This girl is an embarassment to society but she was strutting like she had it going on. It is really quite a shame.
-Creepy shirtless dudes with skeezy smiles, never in style.
-Something is very wrong with this picture. I caught this tourist taking pictures of campus. Perhaps she was snapping a photo of a UGA student? I think my cover is blown.
-Gucci? Coach? GOACH? CUCCI?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

-Man wearing fanny pack. Would that be a manny pack? Whatever the term is, I think that the reasoning behind the invention was so that people can show they are from out of town and that holding their belongings in front of their crotch is the cool thing to do. Also, they can show off their cheesy and lame personality without screaming "I'm a loser." Instead, the fanny pack simply implies their inferiority.
-Tinky Winky the Teletubbie was hanging out in Athens this week
-Everyone stop what you are doing and look at the real issues of this country. Forget the water crisis, gas prices, and global warming: this girl is walking around looking like this and she means it. This corruption comes in the form of gold spandex, a nasty beige cowboy shirt, and greasy hair. They say that our generation holds the future...if this girl has any say- I give up on humanity.
Maybe because Independence Day is approaching, but Jenny (21, from Atlanta, GA) and William (21, from Atlanta, GA) are unintentially patriotic. They look great and I hope they re-wear these outfits for 4th of July. Let's be honest, not many people can pull off the stars and bars. So learn from your peers, and be chic and festive with subtle red white and/or blue.

If we are related to monkeys, how come they don't send me a birthday card?

-FUPA: acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area." High wasted jeans are OUT. This is why.
-Kamila (19, from Palm Springs, CA) shows off her colorful personality by combining simple clothing with fun accessories. She gets it just right by not overdoing it. Set a good example by keeping on looking great.
-These are simply horrendous mom jeans. Not only are they ugly but they aren't exactly flattering. Her butt looks about 5 inches wider than necessary and flat as a board. And the slits at the ankles? Do your heels need a breeze?

Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed.

-Woman thinking to herself: "Man, these shoes look simply fantastic with my ensemble. I look great!" This woman is a disaster. So bad that I will spare her from critique...it would be too cruel.
-Steven (28, from Miami, FL) makes other people look bad by dressing as well as he does. He has effortless style and demonstrates how a guy can look good without trying too hard.
-You shacked last night...no need to announce it to the world. Boxer shorts and an 'i'm pretty sure you don't own that' shirt does not give off the classiest vibe. Put yourself together, woman!
-MichaelAnn (20, from Augusta, GA) brings the look and feel of the beach through an adorable outfit. She is the kind of girl who consistently gets it right and I love her for it. (and she is wearing the same sandals as Ali and Brittany in my last post... I don't own them, was there a memo?)