Sunday, June 22, 2008

Atheism is a non-prophet organization


-Man wearing fanny pack. Would that be a manny pack? Whatever the term is, I think that the reasoning behind the invention was so that people can show they are from out of town and that holding their belongings in front of their crotch is the cool thing to do. Also, they can show off their cheesy and lame personality without screaming "I'm a loser." Instead, the fanny pack simply implies their inferiority.
-Tinky Winky the Teletubbie was hanging out in Athens this week
-Everyone stop what you are doing and look at the real issues of this country. Forget the water crisis, gas prices, and global warming: this girl is walking around looking like this and she means it. This corruption comes in the form of gold spandex, a nasty beige cowboy shirt, and greasy hair. They say that our generation holds the future...if this girl has any say- I give up on humanity.
Maybe because Independence Day is approaching, but Jenny (21, from Atlanta, GA) and William (21, from Atlanta, GA) are unintentially patriotic. They look great and I hope they re-wear these outfits for 4th of July. Let's be honest, not many people can pull off the stars and bars. So learn from your peers, and be chic and festive with subtle red white and/or blue.

No comments: