Sunday, June 8, 2008

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.


-Despite their obvious height differences, Ali (19, from Columbia, SC) and Brittany (20, from Norcross, GA) could be twins. Too bad they can't share closets, because they both have great style...but thank goodness because they are just doing their part to help the economy. You go girls!

-Lady friend here has what I like to call a beer belly. This is an instance where one of those baby doll dresses that make you look pregnant would be a much better alternative. If you are going out and your shirt is tight before you start drinking heavily, please consider wearing something else. This is simply grotesque.

1 comment:

Ben said...

PREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGARS!!!!!!