Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner

-This poor girl messed with Sasquatch and it looks like she didn't come out a winner. If you or anyone you know owns these ridiculous shoes, please seek help. Immediately.

-Emily (23, from Athens, GA) keeps things hot with her rocking look and a tasty cup o' joe. This (extra)ordinary townie coordinates her boyfriend's tee with fun essentials: bucket hat, suspenders, matching gray booties- meaningful, casual, and badass.

-I commend her fearlessness to embrace her God given gifts... unfortunately her "confidence" is distasteful and whoever she is dialing is probably not too interested in what she thinks about politics. Ladies, if you got it: flaunt it. However, if you have too much, save yourself from public humiliation and cover up zee tatas.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

-I think it is fair to say that Susie (21, from Decatur, GA) is easy on the eyes. She is a girl always on the go, but that doesn't hold her back on dressing stupendous. She looks comfortable and not overdone... my favorite kind of school style.

-Ahoy John! (20, originally from Würzburg, Germany) who sets sail in high seas fashion. All sailing jokes aside, he brings a charismatic look and attitude to the cheerful streets of Athens. He is also the best dressed mariner on the poop deck.

-Jessica (21, from Augusta, GA) is a clean cut cutie with a a fantastic eye for color. The Georgia peach wears a vintage silk scarf in a modern and tasteful way. To imitate this easy look and other techniques, check out this video, you'd be surprised how useful a scrap of fabric can be. Yeehawww.

Think outside the box... choose cremation!

-"And the way he roll, just a rebel to the world with no place to go. So we kick, push kick, push kick, push kick, push coast...." Larry's (31, from Portland, OR) motivation to look good is to wake up and let the day's mood navigate what he is wearing. Thrift store shirt + colorful sneakers + fly shades = the simple hipster's everyday look.

-Sleeping- anywhere and everywhere, it is always in style. You go girl.

-If Courtney Love didn't get addicted to various narcotics and lost all sight of reality, she would probably resemble Gabriella (21, from Amherst, VA). Acid washed green jeans defies the rules of fashion and puts her on a level of innovation and true originality.

What's the difference between a unicyclist and a pancake? Nothing, if your driving a steamroller.

-Someone who hasn't purchased anything other than food and water since their high school graduation party.

-Unanticipated fashion trend of 2009: fratty boys wearing tube socks. They already aim to dress like grandfathers...

-Chugga chugga choo choo... What is black and white and red all over? This girl, apparently.

You can't teach an old dawg new tricks: UGAstyle is back.

-William (19, from Stockbridge, GA) is far from blasphemous by making a religious style statement. He adds contemporary simplicity to the last supper for a simple look. Can I get an amen?

-A perplexing pedestrian wears the pants in this relationship. Someone should delicately tell this woman that a pair of capris is not adding anything to the world. In fact, she would actually save water by doing less laundry if she could just make up her mind.

-Bess (22, from Athens, GA) demonstrates life imitating art. Standing in line for some scrumptious south of the border nourishment, she represents with an authentic mexican headband.

-"The Classic City"...perhaps named after it's hungover citizens? Photograph taken around 11:30 a.m. after bid day. No further explanation needed.

UGAstyle: To Infinity and Beyond!

-UGAstyle.com has been lacking content for the past few weeks and it has been for a very good reason. Don't think of it as the end of an era, but rather the beginning of a beautiful future: UGAstyle is branching off!

- If you want the lowdown on all that is fashion and pop culture and to learn a little more about clothes and their relation to art, movies, food, music, etc... treat yourself to fashion above and below the surface at www.ThePopCouture.com.

On the other hand....

-Whether you are a closet or a very outspoken fan of the fashion faux-pas plaguing our surroundings, UGAstyle's "hidden camera shots" can be found weekly in the UGA chapter of the newspaper that is chock full of the first amendment: The Rough Draft.

I leave you with the inspiration behind UGAstyle, and I hope that my pursuit in terminating Uggs and running shorts somewhat succeeded. 

Thank you for your support. Please follow my new endeavors:

Fashion: it is more than pretty clothes and price tags:

www.ThePopCouture.com

The uncensored fashion police:

www.RoughDraftOnline.com

I'm the kind of person who laughs at their mistakes, which is why it's really hard for me to hang out with my kids.

No need to prove your coolness if you keep up with Spring 2009 trends: 

-Besides her message tee that practically reads your mind- her mullet sure does make a statement. Business in the front, party in the back. 

-Take a clue from Karl Lagerfeld's  true inspiration: Mugatu. Stay up with what is in fashion. The piano key neck tie- it should be a staple in every distinguished gentleman's wardrobe.

-A bedazzled Canadian tuxedo? YES PLEASE! And it wouldn't be complete if you forget to pop that collar, you superstar of style.

What Would Juggs Do?

-I know she probably had good intentions... but I believe this can be filed under "fashion blasphemy."

I was finishing dinner at a restaurant last night. The waitress asked "you want a box for that?" I said "no, but I'll wrestle you for it."

-Call in a doctor, because Maggie (20, from Atlanta, GA) has a full blown case of Spring fever. And the only prescription... is more... color.
-MK Youngblood (24, from Athens, GA) kills it as she channels Edie Sedgwick with a tight leotard top and some extraordinary chandelier earrings. 
-This baby is so cute, I couldn't resist. This is his Blue Steel look.

Go shawdy, it's your birthday.

Happy birthday, UGAstyle!

Let blvd. be the guide to solving all of your inner-fashionista questions right here in the Classic City. Whether its knowing where to go, what to do, or what to look like when you get there...
we've got you covered from head to toe!

Come join the blvd. team as we launch Athens hottest fashion magazine!

blvd. launch party

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

5:30-8 p.m.

Go Bar

195 Prince Avenue

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.

-Liam (4 months, from Athens, GA) is the trendiest and most dapper young gentleman in the entire city. This eligible bachelor revives the nostalgic OshKosh B'Gosh brand and combines with a very trendy newsboy cap- to create a harmonious look of old and new styles.
-Nicci (20, from Athens, GA) follows no fashion rules, except to be genuinely herself. Her fearlessness is the ultimate accessory.
-Hailey (20, from New Orleans, LA) is a perfect image of what a UGA girl can look like. She understands putting several trends together at once can be done right. Okay, she is adorable and could wear a paper sack, but when she puts on something trendy like her fringe boots, she doesn't appear to be a stranded alien cowgirl.
-If I wouldn't eat off this pattern, I wouldn't wear it on my pants either.

If ignorance is bliss, why is the KKK so angry?

-Talk about utilizing a statement tee. Sonny (22, from Cornelia, GA) lays out his opinion of himself up right on the table. His girlfriend, Jamie (22, from Lexington, GA) couldn't agree more- he is the greatest. A couple that finds solid thrift store finds, stays together.
-Nothing is better than "conversing" with friends on a sunny day... Abby (22, from Augusta, GA) Madeline (20, from Decatur, GA) and Mollie (19, from Atlanta, GA) all wear their Converses in their own particular way- proving that the classic shoe really goes with everything.

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.

-Don't get dressed in the dark... make Kermit green with envy like these beautiful ladies:

-Warning! Kisses will be abundant if you look this good in these outfits, regardless of your Irish heritage:

Flirt Fashions

153 Clayton Street

Athens, GA 30601

In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

-No matter where you are this Spring Break, enjoy the only time in your life you get an entire week off for vacation with your friends. Just don't end up on Girls Gone Wild.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost Bite.

-Not too much fashion going around Athens... we aren't very prepared when it comes to snow.

Some got angry:

Some felt their world was turned upside down:

Others just did what they do best:

-Happy snow day 2009. Four days until Spring Break.