I'm the kind of person who laughs at their mistakes, which is why it's really hard for me to hang out with my kids.

No need to prove your coolness if you keep up with Spring 2009 trends: 

-Besides her message tee that practically reads your mind- her mullet sure does make a statement. Business in the front, party in the back. 

-Take a clue from Karl Lagerfeld's  true inspiration: Mugatu. Stay up with what is in fashion. The piano key neck tie- it should be a staple in every distinguished gentleman's wardrobe.

-A bedazzled Canadian tuxedo? YES PLEASE! And it wouldn't be complete if you forget to pop that collar, you superstar of style.