What's the difference between a unicyclist and a pancake? Nothing, if your driving a steamroller.

-Someone who hasn't purchased anything other than food and water since their high school graduation party.

-Unanticipated fashion trend of 2009: fratty boys wearing tube socks. They already aim to dress like grandfathers...

-Chugga chugga choo choo... What is black and white and red all over? This girl, apparently.