Atheism is a non-prophet organization

-Man wearing fanny pack. Would that be a manny pack? Whatever the term is, I think that the reasoning behind the invention was so that people can show they are from out of town and that holding their belongings in front of their crotch is the cool thing to do. Also, they can show off their cheesy and lame personality without screaming "I'm a loser." Instead, the fanny pack simply implies their inferiority.
-Tinky Winky the Teletubbie was hanging out in Athens this week
-Everyone stop what you are doing and look at the real issues of this country. Forget the water crisis, gas prices, and global warming: this girl is walking around looking like this and she means it. This corruption comes in the form of gold spandex, a nasty beige cowboy shirt, and greasy hair. They say that our generation holds the future...if this girl has any say- I give up on humanity.
Maybe because Independence Day is approaching, but Jenny (21, from Atlanta, GA) and William (21, from Atlanta, GA) are unintentially patriotic. They look great and I hope they re-wear these outfits for 4th of July. Let's be honest, not many people can pull off the stars and bars. So learn from your peers, and be chic and festive with subtle red white and/or blue.

If we are related to monkeys, how come they don't send me a birthday card?

-FUPA: acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area." High wasted jeans are OUT. This is why.
-Kamila (19, from Palm Springs, CA) shows off her colorful personality by combining simple clothing with fun accessories. She gets it just right by not overdoing it. Set a good example by keeping on looking great.
-These are simply horrendous mom jeans. Not only are they ugly but they aren't exactly flattering. Her butt looks about 5 inches wider than necessary and flat as a board. And the slits at the ankles? Do your heels need a breeze?

Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed.

-Woman thinking to herself: "Man, these shoes look simply fantastic with my ensemble. I look great!" This woman is a disaster. So bad that I will spare her from critique...it would be too cruel.
-Steven (28, from Miami, FL) makes other people look bad by dressing as well as he does. He has effortless style and demonstrates how a guy can look good without trying too hard.
-You shacked last night...no need to announce it to the world. Boxer shorts and an 'i'm pretty sure you don't own that' shirt does not give off the classiest vibe. Put yourself together, woman!
-MichaelAnn (20, from Augusta, GA) brings the look and feel of the beach through an adorable outfit. She is the kind of girl who consistently gets it right and I love her for it. (and she is wearing the same sandals as Ali and Brittany in my last post... I don't own them, was there a memo?)

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

-Despite their obvious height differences, Ali (19, from Columbia, SC) and Brittany (20, from Norcross, GA) could be twins. Too bad they can't share closets, because they both have great style...but thank goodness because they are just doing their part to help the economy. You go girls!

-Lady friend here has what I like to call a beer belly. This is an instance where one of those baby doll dresses that make you look pregnant would be a much better alternative. If you are going out and your shirt is tight before you start drinking heavily, please consider wearing something else. This is simply grotesque.