You'd be surprised...nomads can sometimes get really angry

-Nana (22, from Ghana) is not only statuesque and beautiful on her own account- but she adds a simple Autumn style that makes her that much more beautiful. She knitted that scarf herself...proving that there is no label more stylish than your own.
-Chris "McLovin" Mintz-Plasse (19, from Los Angeles, CA) speaking to a crowd in Athens: very cool, very awesome.
-Overzealous religious maniac talking to a crowd in Athens: very lame, but my oh my so entertaining.
-Staci (19, from Canton, GA) takes all of her staple dark browns and gives them a loving home on her body. Everything works perfectly together and she makes a rainy day just a little more tolerable.

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too"

....Dipping in general is disgusting, but is a typical act in the South. However, it is an entirely different thing to do it in class. And speaking of class...maybe you should get some, buddy. God bless the girl sitting next to you for using her will power and not slapping the crap out of you.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

-The buttcrack epidemic has swept Athens. Is there a vaccine at the CDC to cure this? I can semi-handle a hot girl's thong...but this...this is cruel to the eyes.
-Lauren (21, from Marietta, GA) incorporates metallics and neutrals in the most appropriate way. She happens to be adorable and wears a thick belt like nobody's business.
-Edward (19, from Atlanta, GA) may look like Kanye from afar, but up close you can see he has it together all on his own. The tie underneath the shirt is a risky style statement...but let me just say he makes it work. Eddie, if you are out there, you look like magic. I love it.
-Leopard print...weird backpack...bad crimped hair.
-Maybe zebra shirt?...weirder backpack...and literally the most horrific hair on a guy I've seen east of the Mississippi.

Please don't make your 'do a "don't."

-This girl has a bad case of chronic fugly hair, and since she is clueless on what to do with it- she literally took the time this morning to style it to make it look like a bird's nest. This is just a crying shame.
-If you are a lunch lady then you deserve the right to have red cactus like hair. When you have to wear a hairnet to work, then your 'do is automatically awesome.
-This must be why they are together...most people aren't attracted to people with hair color that is found nowhere in nature. I'm happy they have found other. (and please note the origin of her t-shirt.)
-This is a confused guy who thought that a ponytail with a braid just wasn't enough. Tortured onlookers also get the pleasure of tasting the rainbow.

Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

-Cuffed jeans and pink Sperrys scream no style whatsoever. I find this bland and boring. Do yourself a favor, please just hem your pants and throw your shoes off a steep cliff (have you ever even worn them on a boat??) along with your lifetime supply of Vera Bradley bags and Croakies.
-Rebecca (20, from Atlanta, GA) is exactly what makes me love the transitional time between summer and fall. She perfectly incorporates a long summer dress in the most appropriate way. Which is a hard task in this rather fickle weather.
-The way the man to the right of the picture is holding his cell phone to get this girl's number, it looks like she is wearing a police badge. That would be great if this was Halloween. However, just because you are in the same month as the holiday does NOT make it okay to dress in what would be a good cop costume. Rule of thumb: show off one body part (in moderation), and not your entire body because otherwise you just look like an slut.
-Jimmy (19, from Augusta, GA) is going for a Bob Dylan look, where he is cool and laid back- which makes the style work. Guys keeping it simple but making an attempt to look presentable...love it.

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

-Enough with the freaking mid-calf leggings. These especially break the law because of the heinous tattoo print on them. This look is simply PLAYED OUT.
-Another legging violation: when your dress ends right above the knees you don't need leggings. It's 2008 its socially acceptable to show that much leg, honey.
-Man wearing a purse. A pink one. Someone please help this lost soul.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

-Sara (20, from Alpharetta, GA) redeems our defeat by representing red and black in a classy and stylish way. One shoulder outfits are extremely in fashion and she shows how to do it right. UGA VII and her are gleaming with pride because they are the ultimate power couple.
-I understand most guys are clueless when it comes to dressing to go downtown. Jeans and a polo are usually very acceptable...however when you and your friend decide to go out dressed identical, you've got some issues. Someone should have sucked it up and changed...or at least seperate for the night and seriously act like you don't know each other.
-Buttcrack Mcgee sits outside on the curb showing off her assets. People with public crack deserve no sympathy. Show some freaking dignity.
-Unlike everyone else waiting at the bus stop in standard sorority shirts and running shorts, Mary-Hanley (19, from Raleigh, NC) woke up and decided to take pride in how she looks. She shows that you can make a statement with basic items without over accessorizing. And she happens to be look simply terrific.
-All I have to say....WTF