If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

-Enough with the freaking mid-calf leggings. These especially break the law because of the heinous tattoo print on them. This look is simply PLAYED OUT.
-Another legging violation: when your dress ends right above the knees you don't need leggings. It's 2008 its socially acceptable to show that much leg, honey.
-Man wearing a purse. A pink one. Someone please help this lost soul.