Sunday, September 28, 2008

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

-Sara (20, from Alpharetta, GA) redeems our defeat by representing red and black in a classy and stylish way. One shoulder outfits are extremely in fashion and she shows how to do it right. UGA VII and her are gleaming with pride because they are the ultimate power couple.
-I understand most guys are clueless when it comes to dressing to go downtown. Jeans and a polo are usually very acceptable...however when you and your friend decide to go out dressed identical, you've got some issues. Someone should have sucked it up and changed...or at least seperate for the night and seriously act like you don't know each other.
-Buttcrack Mcgee sits outside on the curb showing off her assets. People with public crack deserve no sympathy. Show some freaking dignity.
-Unlike everyone else waiting at the bus stop in standard sorority shirts and running shorts, Mary-Hanley (19, from Raleigh, NC) woke up and decided to take pride in how she looks. She shows that you can make a statement with basic items without over accessorizing. And she happens to be look simply terrific.
-All I have to say....WTF

Monday, September 22, 2008

Fall has arrived...WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO WEAR UGGS WITH SHORTS?

-David (21, from Marietta, GA) has a sweet tooth for everything...including a sweet-ass polo from a new local brand: Slowpoke. Maybe its the shirt, or maybe a combination of his boyish good looks and the chocolate chip cookie dough (with oreo topping), but he is quite the chick magnet. Personally, I think the explanation is the triple threat of being a well-dressed cute guy with sugar.
-Tristan (21, from Buford, GA) is a drunk and defeated Packers fan. I probably would never think twice about taking a picture of him, however, I feel that cheese heads are acceptable and fashionable in every single situation possible.
-Erica (21, from Atlanta, GA) and her good wide-eyed friend take a break from enjoying the beautiful Athens weather for a kodak moment. Erica embodies the hot-girl-next-door look. She doesn't remotely overdo anything and yet pulls it together to a tee. Her friend, on the other hand, could use some pants. And if nothing else, he could at least cover those webbed feet.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

What do you think of when you hear "blackout?"

-No, this isn't your comeback, you are a terrible mother...
-Nope, this lady is too dignified....
-Make it this Saturday vs. Alabama.

BLACKOUT...make sure to wear your little black dresses and jerseys. If not- I will take your picture and probably scrutinize you.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

-I don't think cowboy hats should be worn unless in the appropriate situation (on a ranch, farm, in some small rural town with a bad hair day) This guy thinks hes going to win the ladies over but I am going to have to predict otherwise. Sorry, partner.
-Christy (20, from Savannah, GA) has the type of style that not just anyone can pull off. Matching from head to toe either works wonderfully or is a complete disaster. In this case, her confidence can show you it is a work of art. She looks fantastic literally from head to toe. Check out Christy's fashion on the court too: #22 on the women's basketball team.
-I am honored and proud to say that this picture was not taken in Athens. It is from this past weekend after our victory in Columbia, SC. I don't quite know how this bouncer can keep the ladies at bay, because he clearly has the goods. So, if you are interested in his lovely lady lumps, I'm sure he would make room in his busy schedule for you.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Minimize your space, not your taste.

One of the most handy and useful purchases I have ever made was over a year ago and ever since then my life has turned upside down. In this simple case contains: my debit card, driver's license, UGA i.d. and all my buy 10 get 1 free cards. It is the greatest tool to bring downtown. But most importantly it helps fit all of your essentials into a ridiculously small clutch without the clutter.

I whole heartedly recommend my beloved card case by Tepper Jackson (from the creator of the fun Target brand Nick and Nora), a line which combines art and utility to make funky travel accessories. I use it everyday, several times a day, and it doesn't look remotely worn.
You will thank yourself for this purchase, I guarantee it. And glory hallelujah, it is only $16! Don't be a fool and get yours today at Helix
(146 E Clayton St)
(706) 354-8631

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

-Madeline (20, from Decatur, GA) can't help but catch the eye of everyone within a mile radius. She happens to possess a style that is so unique and different that it can never be fully duplicated. She is certainly one-of-a-kind and sweet as humble pie. (and it can't hurt that she looks like the girl from the Coppertone bottles)
-Crack attack. They all look the same, but I still find myself staring. Since a crack is preventable, I feel no pity for this girl. Girls (and sadly some guys) please be cautious when sitting in a chair with an open back facing a busy learning center.
-Okay, so this kid is just adorable. I love the subtleness of his t-shirt. What a great way to show school spirit and take a stand for senior citizens!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

What do you call a song sung in an automobile? -A cartoon!

-Beth (23, from Alpharetta, GA) is so precious and cute that I wish she had a bad personality. Too bad she is so friendly and down to earth that you can't help but have a crush on her. The dress: since she works at Agora (located downtown on Clayton Street) she can see clothes with major potential. She took this vintage maternity dress and hemmed it into this particularly adorable frock.
-This really just needs to stop. I've said it before, but I truly mean it. This picture was taken around 1:00 p.m. If you cannot manage to put on a real pair of pants in the afternoon you should just stay inside. Along with this, I'm sure my thermometer read around 89 degrees. You are in college now, don't waste your existance on looking a slob. It's a lose-lose situation.
Kelli (21, from Savannah, GA) is soaking up the last days of summer and dominating a simple white dress with some badass sneakers. One thing that should be in every fashion forward UGA student's wardrobe is a pair of cool sneakers. Wear something plain and put them on- and VOILA, you got yourself a great look.
-Mitch (20, from Alpharetta, GA) sports a very trendy vest in a bright color. Granted, it isn't by choice, but I still think he rocks it. He is putting the message out there that street fashion is making its way into mainstream. I wonder if he gets to keep it? And if he does, maybe he will wear it out this weekend? I sure hope so!
-A particularly stylish rat tail. In fact, I cannot recall ever seeing one with such length and creativity. Who would have thought it would be better on the side? Brownie points to you, good citizen of Athens!
-Kasondra (20, from Atlanta, GA) demonstrates wearing a scarf in a tasteful way and not making it the focal point of her outfit. Everything is simple, but put together it makes a sexy statement. It might be hard to not try and look like a supermodel all the time, but she makes the girl-next-door look hot.

Monday, September 1, 2008

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

I am sorry if this insults anyone, but I absolutely despise these Vineyard Vines classic tote bags:

They are starting to creep up my list of things I hate seeing around campus:
5. Leggings underneath skirts
4. People improperly wearing scarves and vests
3. Gauchos
2. Vera Bradley anything
1. Uggs with running shorts

-Labor Day rule in 2008: There is a distinct difference between Winter and Summer white. In other words, put a temporary restraining order on white purses, shoes, and most pants. Please don't make me humiliate you with a picture of your faux-pas.