Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner

-This poor girl messed with Sasquatch and it looks like she didn't come out a winner. If you or anyone you know owns these ridiculous shoes, please seek help. Immediately.

-Emily (23, from Athens, GA) keeps things hot with her rocking look and a tasty cup o' joe. This (extra)ordinary townie coordinates her boyfriend's tee with fun essentials: bucket hat, suspenders, matching gray booties- meaningful, casual, and badass.

-I commend her fearlessness to embrace her God given gifts... unfortunately her "confidence" is distasteful and whoever she is dialing is probably not too interested in what she thinks about politics. Ladies, if you got it: flaunt it. However, if you have too much, save yourself from public humiliation and cover up zee tatas.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

-I think it is fair to say that Susie (21, from Decatur, GA) is easy on the eyes. She is a girl always on the go, but that doesn't hold her back on dressing stupendous. She looks comfortable and not overdone... my favorite kind of school style.

-Ahoy John! (20, originally from Würzburg, Germany) who sets sail in high seas fashion. All sailing jokes aside, he brings a charismatic look and attitude to the cheerful streets of Athens. He is also the best dressed mariner on the poop deck.

-Jessica (21, from Augusta, GA) is a clean cut cutie with a a fantastic eye for color. The Georgia peach wears a vintage silk scarf in a modern and tasteful way. To imitate this easy look and other techniques, check out this video, you'd be surprised how useful a scrap of fabric can be. Yeehawww.

Think outside the box... choose cremation!

-"And the way he roll, just a rebel to the world with no place to go. So we kick, push kick, push kick, push kick, push coast...." Larry's (31, from Portland, OR) motivation to look good is to wake up and let the day's mood navigate what he is wearing. Thrift store shirt + colorful sneakers + fly shades = the simple hipster's everyday look.

-Sleeping- anywhere and everywhere, it is always in style. You go girl.

-If Courtney Love didn't get addicted to various narcotics and lost all sight of reality, she would probably resemble Gabriella (21, from Amherst, VA). Acid washed green jeans defies the rules of fashion and puts her on a level of innovation and true originality.