Thursday, August 28, 2008

Fortson's Clothiers: affordable clothes and awesome selection

Unless you live under a rock or have zero out of five senses, then you probably know that gameday is arriving. Ladies: it is simply ridiculous if you don't show off your spirit in a red and black dress. In fact, if you aren't sporting proper UGA attire then I will make sure to take a picture of you and put it as a major DON'T. So get it right, and go to Fortson's. Stop in and get some amazing dresses (mostly under $100). Your wallet and your self esteem will thank you.


located at 154 E Clayton St Athens, GA. Phone: 706-613-8224

*Mention UGAstyle.com and receive 10% off your next purchase (And guys: this is a great place to buy your lady a thoughtful gift without breaking the bank- hint hint)

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Yup, thats right, we got our own domain: UGAstyle.com

-Sci-fi creature ordering a beef enchilada with extra guac at the Taco Stand. I guess they crave tex-mex even in the final frontier.
-Erika (18, from Atlanta, GA) sports a flower frock like its nobody's business. As a freshman, she looks cute without screaming it is her first semester. So, take a hint, you can be beautiful without wearing stilettos that hurt after 20 minutes and a dress so tight you can practically see your organs.
-If Captain Hook can make an effort to look fly- so can you. There is NO EXCUSE for bad clothing, even if you have one hand!
-Corbin (20, from Woodstock, GA) wears a particularly swanky belt during the beginning of the year. A belt is an awesome way for simple guys to incorporate style in their life.
-I bet she knows how much tickets are for the Medieval Times dinner and tournament show.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

It sure is nice to see something other than bid day shirts out

-Heather (24, from Dalton, GA) is simply breathtaking. If she doesn't look in the mirror and just smile at her own reflection- she must be blind.
-Jacek (23, from Poland) is importing his look and Athens receives it well. He blends in without looking like a strange foreigner- and he has a sweet accent to boot!
-I know we live in the South, but shouldn't there be zero tolerance for discrimination? If not on the mat, where is a hoe to go?
Jackie (20, from Marietta, GA) is beautiful and grabs your attention without screaming in your face. I'm sure she would look good in a paper bag, but I would rather not find out. Stick with what you know, because it absolutely works.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight!

-Amanda (22, from Vienna, GA) is disgustingly perfect. Let me break it down for you: she pulls off a hat without looking like a lunch lady, she wears colors that not only coordinate but are flattering...and seriously: she makes acid-washed jeans look GREAT. I didn't know it could be done. She has defied fashion science. Keeping it simple but adding a twist: GENIUS.
-If you don't know fashion 101, please don't jump the gun and try and pretend that you know what you are doing. This girl just gathered random objects in her closet and thought it might work. She looks like a prissy jailmate. NOT the best way to start off the year.
-I'm sure you had a troubled childhood, and I encourage you to get a psychiatrist. But, honestly, there are other ways to show off your anger- consider TaeBo or something instead of making everyone who passes you feel depressed.
-Hippie that is wearing the same thing in my July entry entitled: "What happens if you get scared to death twice?"... I hate to say it: I recognized her a mile away from that bulge.
-Colleen (20, from Washington, DC), the epitome of laid-back. I know I would try and get a seat close to her on the first day of classes- she is cool, put-together, and comfortable. What more do you want in a woman?
-Put a sticky note on this guys' back to check the Weather Channel every morning, or better yet: use your common sense... it is hot as Buddha's armpit in August. Don't let a backpack do this to you. People will point and laugh, and you deserve it.
-Mope (21, from Nigeria) makes me feel like an 80's throwback gone RIGHT. She has the one shoulder, oversized belt and leggings working in the 21st century. She brings attention to herself, but in the exact right way. She is naturally beautiful, but her clothes just bring that second glance that makes her stand out.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Turns out there are fashion tragedies no matter where you travel. UGAstyle goes on vacation

-UGAstyle: listed #1 on Oprah's favorite things.
-One hat is just too mainstream. This guy knows better: two hats makes you cool. RESPECT!
-.Do you think she is confusing judgemental stares with looks of admiration? This is simply crude.
-Nothing says sexy louder than a rat tail. It would be safe to say they freak me out and restraining myself from cutting it takes all the will power I've got.