Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

-Mommy, are we destined to have no style and conform to terrible fashion because no one will ever teach me?

...These poor girls have no future. These two women need to be donate their clothes to a middle school.

Textpectation- the anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

-Going out in Athens you can always expect to find an array of people. I happened to stumble upon these interesting gentlemen as they celebrate a friend's bachelor party. Perhaps they are using this opportunity to explore their feminine side? I appreciate their curiosity, but I don't think that this look works for them.
-A costume party is not code word for "wear the sluttiest thing you can find and if your buttcrack doesn't show, it isn't good enough."
-Katie (18, from Athens, GA) makes simplicity and comfort as stylish as it gets. Even though she is going to Middle Tennessee State University this fall- she will always take Athens style with her. Hopefully she can teach the people of Tennessee how we do it.
-It is like when you see a bad accident and you just can't seem to look away. I love this man and I completely dig his look.


-I swear this is just a coincidence. I'm starting to think that maybe we should build a sleep clinic downtown?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-One ugly purse...not a big deal. Three friends who wear the same ugly purse and think it is acceptable: Houston, we have a problem.
-Paulie Bleeker from Juno wannabe running at the Ramsey Center.
-Hippies who are too cool to care about fashion is acceptable, but if you clearly aren't eating granola and soybeans, then please cover up. It is still daylight, for goodness sake!
-A nap is always in style...
-Especially one that is so delightful that 30 minutes later, it continues.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

-Aw, how lovely. Grandpa (with pirate patch to conceal his identity) and grandson on a stroll. Obesity in America is clearly not a problem. Little Timmy here is hungry! I hope he has a snack in that sweet fanny pack!
-The Tooth Fairy fought Cruella De Vil, and nobody came out a winner. This girl is an embarassment to society but she was strutting like she had it going on. It is really quite a shame.
-Creepy shirtless dudes with skeezy smiles, never in style.
-Something is very wrong with this picture. I caught this tourist taking pictures of campus. Perhaps she was snapping a photo of a UGA student? I think my cover is blown.
-Gucci? Coach? GOACH? CUCCI?