What's the difference between a unicyclist and a pancake? Nothing, if your driving a steamroller.

-Someone who hasn't purchased anything other than food and water since their high school graduation party.

-Unanticipated fashion trend of 2009: fratty boys wearing tube socks. They already aim to dress like grandfathers...

-Chugga chugga choo choo... What is black and white and red all over? This girl, apparently.

You can't teach an old dawg new tricks: UGAstyle is back.

-William (19, from Stockbridge, GA) is far from blasphemous by making a religious style statement. He adds contemporary simplicity to the last supper for a simple look. Can I get an amen?

-A perplexing pedestrian wears the pants in this relationship. Someone should delicately tell this woman that a pair of capris is not adding anything to the world. In fact, she would actually save water by doing less laundry if she could just make up her mind.

-Bess (22, from Athens, GA) demonstrates life imitating art. Standing in line for some scrumptious south of the border nourishment, she represents with an authentic mexican headband.

-"The Classic City"...perhaps named after it's hungover citizens? Photograph taken around 11:30 a.m. after bid day. No further explanation needed.