Thursday, February 26, 2009
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Anyone who doesn't pose with their left hand will not be in this post.
-Joe (20, from Atlanta, GA), I kid you not, got this robe on his 10th birthday and wears it whenever possible. I guess that is HIS take on style, therefore it works. I do believe the robe belongs in the bedroom, but I respect his dedication to a decade long tradition.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
Looking good rain or shine:
Thursday, February 19, 2009
I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
-You are having one of those days. Putting an outfit together seems more difficult than aeronautical engineering, you are feeling uglier than Amy Winehouse (on a good day), and your hair hasn't changed since the last Pope - it may be time for some updating. And like the new president, there is hope.
-Singing Kumbaya isn't required, but might help with the mood. Chill out in a feather band for your inner hippie.
-Every girl deserves flowers, and these headbands will help encourage the groundhog from seeing his shadow.
Email for your own personal design:
alimctemple@gmail.com
Available at Agora
260 West Clayton Street
Athens, GA 30601
(706) 316-0130
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. One of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
Monday, February 16, 2009
The cool parties are always held in the basement.
-Boutique Basement is the newest store to hit downtown Athens and I am predicting a major hit. Staying on a budget is important these days, and this store is here to cater to thrifty fashionistas.

-If you are a devoted outlet junkie, I warn you: you may soon be converted. Here, they offer unbeatable outlet prices with an intimate boutique feel. You don't have to sift through junk and you get the personal service you deserve.

-Their inventory includes last season's leftovers (much more appealing than meatloaf) at a discounted price (hot brands like: Trina Turk, BCBG, Velvet, and Ella Moss) and also, premium jean brands: Hudson, Seven, Citizens for Humanity, and J Brand.
-Pretty good, right? Well, here is the icing on the cake: all shoes are half off....ALL THE TIME. So, come here for Sam Edelman, Frye, Oh Deer, Betsey Johnson, etc. at 50% their original prices.
Boutique Basement
154 East Clayton Street
Athens, GA 30601
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
-I just don't get it. It is just as easy for this girl to put on a pair of tennis shoes, so why the Uggs and running shorts? It proves the point that when it is HOT outside, you don't need wool on your shins. That is probably why she needed to roll them down. I beg of everyone to make this stop, it is long overdue.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?”
Thursday, February 5, 2009
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you are looking mmm mmm good.
Stone cold foxes of the day:
Sunday, February 1, 2009
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts!
-Those little candy hearts taste like chalk. Every trip to the grocery store you end up with a "gift" of chocolates from some guy named Whitman. And, seriously, what girl doesn't like flowers? Whether St. Valentine make your heart skip a beat or cringe at the commercialism... shopping woes are definitely not an issue:
Flirt Fashions
153 East Clayton Street
Athens, GA 30601
(706) 543-6850
For those who aren't so fond of "Single Awareness Day" treat yourself at McColly's for the only thing a girl really needs in life: retail therapy. So if you are single on Valentine's Day- your life isn't completely doomed...
If you are without a Valentine, it doesn't mean you can't look fabulous. Go to McColly's and receive 14% off all inventory for being an independent woman:




-Wear your heart on your sleeve...or, chest... or, ears. These earrings and necklace by Boe are a wonderful gift to remind yourself or someone else how much you love them.
McColly's
170 College Avenue
Athens, GA 30601
(706) 613-5975
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