Constipated people don't give a crap

-Check out this kid's popped collar, spiked hair, and super cool earring. Each one is bad in their own right...but together!? He must be joking, right? Nope...he is in my class...he wears this at least three times a week. I bet the ladies are loving it. (Ugly and desperate ladies)












-This woman has to be at least 45 years old. She is committing several crimes (abuse of animal print, leggings that don't match, and dressing too young). If this was my mother I would politely call DFACS to send me to a new home.
















-Kat (19, from Savannah, GA) is the epitome of stylish and cute. I love everything from her boots (thank goodness there is no fur) to her basic simplicity that still makes her stand out. She is a great example of how you can look great without overdoing it.











-I am all about self-expression and creativity. This, however, is scary and weird and I am pretty sure he offers little children candy. I got pretty close to him...just for the picture's sake...but otherwise, I would definitely keep my distance.










-Nikki (19, from Ellijay, GA) demonstrates that a vest CAN be worn correctly. Look and learn people, she got it right.

Who killed Tony the Tiger? ...a CEREAL killer!

-Shannon (19, from Fayetteville, GA) kind of looks precious/ adorable/ cute as can be/ Maggie Gyllenhall's identical twin/ and simply perfect. I love everything about her. And that horse...seriously...AWESOME.
-Homegirl is wearing a satin black ruffled prom dress with rainbow flip-flops and double strand pearls at 3 in the afternoon. I don't care how pretty you are, this is just plain idiotic.
-Here is Tim (27, from Athens, GA) giving some well-needed fashion advice to his buddy Wesley. Other than being a good listener to Wesley, kicking ass and taking names, rocking hard for The Whigs, he is also one of the few people to pull off sideburns well. He does them justice.







-I typically love bright colors. They can be so much fun, and they bring a lot of attention...buuuut sometimes you don't need to bring quite so MUCH attention. Please put on some black.











-I don't think Rasaan (19, from Buford, GA) knows Dem Franchise Boyz...however, he looks mighty buff and stylish in his black tee. And I do believe he gives Superman a run for his money.

If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?

Unofficial definition of sunglasses:
Dark-tinted glasses, worn for a variety of reasons.
1: If it's a bright day.
2: If you have been given a black eye and want to conceal it.
3: You are making a (not-very-good) attempt to conceal your identity.
4: You are a complete tit who thinks wearing sunglasses makes you look like a gangster or a pop star or something.

...if your face is ugly, wearing huge oversized sunglasses that take up 3/4 of your face and make you look like a gnat...isn't going to fool a blind person.

Most sunglasses are fine...but please stay away from:
White retro Raybans
Designer sunglasses that you can read from a mile away
Paris-hilton-wannabe oversized shades
Croakies: honestly, WTF

Good:

BAD:

Retarded:

what on EARTH are these people wearing?

-I cannot imagine walking into a store and saying, "Yes, I would like to spend my hard earned money on these tacky Hawaiian print pants." These are ugly and dig into her crack. Don't get me started on the purse.



















-WOOF. She is even schlepping around campus in heels. What a shame...she actually thinks she looks cute. I can't go into specifics because this entire look is an overall tragic mesopotamia.






-I like this out of pity. He really REALLY likes sailboats. I think this fella is the only person ever to look good in this. Him and only him. God bless his unfortunate soul.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

-They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one is the first chapter in the bible on how not to wear animal prints. In this woman's defense, she has no idea how to dress. And it was very mean of me to take a picture of her. BUT! Let this just be a warning to the general public: on an overall basis, I am not a huge animal print fan. Maybe a little zebra detail on the cuff of a shirt...nevermind... its ugly. And unless worn exactly right, its trash.







-Sweetheart, a vest is going to look GREAT around your torso...ESPECIALLY when it is so tight that you can't button it. Its VERY flattering. Unless you are Justin Timberlake or you are wearing a three-piece suit...stop wearing vests. Just stop.














-Julian (26, from Athens) is straight pimpin...looking for a smoked turkey sandwich? With a cute musician on the side? Oh, just proceed to the left. Listen to Julian, he knows cool.... www.thewhigs.com








-Oh say can you see Robert (19, from Atlanta, GA) is wearing color and propaganda in a marvelous way.

-Really??? Leggings under cut-off shorts? Which is worse? At least her ass cheeks aren't hanging out...but I still can't justify it. And on another note: if you haven't washed your hair in the last 78 hours....a hat isn't going to hide your cheese nasty rat's nest.




-Dakia (20, from Lithonia, GA) must have this most ridiculous closet: she is fly in purple red and white from head to toe. I LOVE it....she looks so great. Keep on keepin' on.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type "lol". I type "lqtm": "laugh quietly to myself". It's more honest.

-I broke a cardinal rule: taking pictures of people at night. I couldn't resist this one though. Horizontal stripes are fine and dandy if you look good in them. Unfortunately, this only accentuated her "plumpier" areas...which could easily be concealed with the right ensemble. This did not stop her, and she still felt sexy (good for her...however... spare me!) and I predict she ended the night with a VERY classy dude. (side note: stop the "oomph hump" hair. It isn't attractive on 98% of the population, and the 2% that can pull it off typically know better)










-I've always think foreign people are a bit off. I think we all do and don't admit it.This is John, (18, from "Germany") and I honestly could not tell if he was lying about his country of origin. He was a strange cat to say the least, and I didn't want to insult him by asking too many questions. Awkward encounter, but it suits his style. I can't say I love it or hate it...its one of those looks that are so different that I think it has to grow on me. Let me get back to you on this.






















-Hakim (21, from Lawrenceville, GA) was not thrilled to be photographed. Jessica (19, from Lawrenceville, GA) is cute and bright and alternative, and I dig the neon shoes. Ashley (20, from Taccoa, GA) could use some advice from her friends...sorry. Dusty (19, from Atlanta, GA) is cool and hip and I love it.

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-Holly (21, from Houston, TX) is the essence of cool. I dig her laidback style and those shoes are dabomb.com. Go to Nine West and get them: they are easy and go with a ton. However, I can't guarantee you will look as good as her. But everyone has to start somewhere. Start with the feet...and work your way up.











-Ew ew ew. This photo doesn't give justice to how much exposed skin was on East Campus Express yesterday. I don't care how flat your stomach is, this is just white trash bad taste. Save it for the strip club, and definitely not right after lunchtime.






-Morgan (22, from Alpharetta, GA) combines looking stylish and using her PR skills harmoniously. Check out her local pop rock band the modern skirts: www.modernskirts.com

Is it sexy in here, or am I just hot?

-"Just because you wear David Yurman doesn't make you cute" -David, (21, from Marietta, GA) puts life in perspective. He is truly the definition of fabulous. Just look at this man meat, hes got it GOING ON from head to toe. He is one of those guys that looks like he loves his life... which is not sold in stores and money can't buy. David: can I be president of your fan club?




























-Mina (20, from Lawrenceville, GA) is the kind of girl who always has her shit together. She wears heels to class without looking like a hoe. She takes her time and makes a statement without clashing too much or overdoing it. Keep up the good work, I really appreciate it.






















-I hate that this girl has convinced herself that this is cute. No, it isn't. I'm all for matching shoes and purses, but too much is just too much. Homegirl, this is too much. Please go home and start over.

Catching up on my zee's. ZEE'S NUTS!

- I wish I could have staged this, but that would have been too easy. It must have been awkward for these two guys today at the bus stop. Did they spend the night together? Are they both realizing that they look like tool bags? What is going through their minds as they approached one another? All I know is that God put me there to document it.
Sometimes you are lazy. But if you honestly don't have 7 seconds to put on a pair of pants... and don't get me wrong, I love wearing sweatpants...you really might need to reorganize your life. I'm not asking for jeans or khakis... but I don't need to know what your nasty ass sleeps in, especially when they are ratty old Sponge Bob pajamas. Spare us all: put on some pants or just don't get out of bed.

Don't let your man buy anymore Yurman

We get it. You begged and begged your parents last year for a cable ring or the signature opened cuff bracelet. This year, they caved around the holiday season because I swear I can't make it 10 feet without being blinded by the same pieces of jewelry. I'm not saying it isn't pretty, it just isn't original anymore. Stop buying it, its officially over.

Run, Forrest, RUN!

-Natalie (21, from Marietta) knows that friends don't let friends wear leggings under their running shorts, as she wags her finger to this "look." How did this terrible fashion evolve? I understand leggings were all the rage, but if you have thunder thighs, please realize a thin layer of spandex isn't going to conceal NADA. This look just doesn't make sense! Thank goodness Natalie knows better than to leave the house this way.
Leggings are losing momentum... and I think it is because of reasons like this:

Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery......

-Danielle (19, from Hampton, GA) is seriously one of the coolest girls you will ever meet. I wish she would have let me take a picture of her bootyful badonkadonk, girlfriend is stacked. D-Baby is working to start her own magazine (not the one she is holding ironically)...and there is nothing more stylish than a driven woman.

-Bryce (20, from Warner Robbins, GA) looks like a charming Southern gentleman from a mile away. Its a bit frat-tastic for my taste (I could do without the Croakies), but he looks like someone you can take home to Grandma... which I believe is the look he is trying to achieve.






-Kathryn (22, from Atlanta, GA) pulls off an exotic print exactly right. Well done, I love that jacket, and I would like to borrow it when you are done.














-I admit it: I stalked this girl for a good 20 feet. She struggles on so many levels. I'm sorry, I have to get this out of my system: I hate the white Ray-Bans...not flattering. When people like THIS catch on to a trend, you KNOW it has passed. Moving on- two Vera Bradley violations later....the purse with the backpack defeats the purpose of the backpack all together. In summary: this girl is a walking fright.










-Imann (21, from Athens) transformed this old baby doll dress into a high wasted skirt. I love her innovation....now you see how an old trend can be turned into a new one. Use your knowledge and teach the world.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Dabney (22, from Marietta, GA) is so unbelievably adorable, I don't need to explain that to you people. And good lord I want to stick her in my pocket and have her as a snack around 4:00. In other words, I think she looks awesome.













Chris (22, from Alpharetta, GA) is dressed as a typical UGA guy. His lack of effort is simply a man's quest to wake up and get through the day without screwing up too bad. The point is that he isn't trying to be something he isn't, which is something I respect. And props to getting his potassium in, which is great too.








Jill (19, from Tyrone, GA) is a prime example of how you can dress good during the day, and still be comfortable. She rocks the belted look without overdoing it. Kudos!













-Anonymous (age? hometown?) is commiting a fashion crime that I am just tired of dealing with. Wearing Ugg boots with shorts defeats the purpose of both articles of clothing. Wear one or the other in the correct manner, and you will be excused. Please get this out of my face, I'm over it.










Jay (23, from Marietta) looks like his crotch is begging for a break. His poor testicles are being scrunched! However, Jay is a great guy, and he pulls off the "capri" look because he is using it for function, not fashion.










Katlyn (21, from Pittsburgh, PA) gets it right by being simple, comfortable, and cute all at the same time. And she is probably ridiculously nice and fun...one of those girls I wish I had a valid reason to hate.